Courtesy of the Snoop Dog Shizzolator and the Rap Dictionary (props to b-boy Bill Whittle, yo!):
As many of yo' ass know, Saturday is da Jewish Sabbath. In that spirit, izzle Saturday posts this blog will always be "gravy news", know what I'm sayin'? We be comin' correct and sharing Sufi wisdom, highlighting da gravy 'n decent muthas, laughin' at humourous events, 'n clockin' straight up boo-yaa shit that could rock da world, know what I'm sayin'? It's a bomb diggity break from da week, 'n something I think da blogosphere could use mo' of n' shit.
I began doing this on Saturdays, 'n my Muslim, Christian, 'n non-religious colleagues izzall graciously respectin' this Winds of Change.NET cipher. So, welcome to Winds of Change.NET... 'n Shabbat Shalom. Represent!
Word.
Fo shizzle.
Riyadh delenda est!
The Shizzolated Sufism is...amusing.
It is becoming continuous,
These thoughts of Dogg n' shit.
A sip of H-2-Izzo n' shit.
"Thank yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? "
A wag of my dogs' tails, know what I'm sayin'?
"Yo' ass has a gravy
sense of humor n' shit. "
A breath n' shit.
"Yo' ass are in me
as I am in Yo' ass."
A thought of my teacher, know what I'm sayin'?
"Tha dude is so beautiful n' shit. "
Cold izzle as I
breathe my practices."
"Thank yo' ass fo' waking me up." "
As I read my Murshid's words, know what I'm sayin'?
"I am blessed that Yo' ass
has given me eyes see
'n learn mo' of Yo' ass n' shit. "
It requires less discipline,
these thoughts, know what I'm sayin'?
Just as da sun rises
'n then sets,
It is becoming
simply
da way that shiznit is."
T.L... maybe it could become a rap - or pioneer a new category: the hip-hop religious ballad.
When you people go to da Snoop's blog, scroll down to his post from last February regarding celebs speaking out on politics, and on his view of Saddam.
Team up Snoop with Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan...bomb diggity, indeed.
It's much fun to Shizzolate a serious statement from say, a university professor or a politician. The translation isn't anywhere nearly complete as the example of T. L. James, but enough to give the desired effect.
give me a word and i'll sing you the name game to it when i get back
Dear Snoop,
I am not sure if you will ever read this e-mail.
Just wanted to let you know that I am praying for you. I do pose a question to you. Do you know the God? Do you believe that he loves you?
Hard questions to answer. I know .Because sometimes when times are tough you may wonder where God is . He is right there. I urge you in these last days to consider getting to know the Lord as your personal savior. Know matter what you believe you are not owned by Satan. If you give your life to God, HE will give you something no man, money, female, house, car, or anything eles can give you. Eternal LIfe. Allow God minister to some of your hurts, worries, fears misgivings. God loves you and your family.
Ask Him into your life and see how he helps you.
No one knows the day or the hour that God will return or for that matter when we will return to Him. Hell aint no great place to live forever.
But it does exsits. So does heaven. In your quest to find peace salvation and joy. Consider that the Father sent his son for your life so that you could have it more abundantly.
PS: Fo rizzle and prepared for the consequences of this e-mail.