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A different slant on the Prince Harry affair

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Blogger The Remittance Man has an interesting take on Prince Harry's service in Afghanistan:

... all credit to the lad. He’s apparently been doing a bit of FACing for the Gurkhas; calling down seven shades of aerial destruction upon Terry Taliban’s bonce. But this does raise a couple of important issues as yet unaddressed by the Grown Ups:

Firstly: Does being blown to smithereens by bombs dropped on the say so of a Prince of the Blood give a recently slotted warrior of God any extra bennies? Does he get to push to the front of the queue outside the celestial bordello his priests say awaits him? Do more than the standard 72 heavenly hookers wait to serve his every need? Perhaps someone with a better understanding of the finer points of Muslim theology can enlighten us.

The second and perhaps the more important one is this: Will the various coalition squadrons* that have delivered deadly ordinance at HRH’s request be eligible for a Royal Warrant? Will they be allowed to carry the appropriate device on their tail fins? How does “4077th, Tactical Fragging, Nuking and Napalming Wing (By Royal Appointment)” sound?

:-)

Peter

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The proper title for the 4077th now is "The Prince's Own 4077th".

During the Crusades it was agreed that there were no bonus points for being killed by troops led by a prince, king or emperor. However, it was forbidden for anyone to kill a prince, king or emperor because these people were worth a very, very large ransom (eg. "a king's ransom").

It reflects badly on modern day Jihadis that they do not collect ransoms.

Having a Royal participate in your martyrdom
virtually assures one of at least 10 percent of the virgins being actual women and the rest young boys and Nubian goats. Allah is great.

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