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March 12, 2008

Best Spitzer Take To Date...

by Armed Liberal at March 12, 2008 12:18 AM

At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York's exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl "Kristen" announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
"I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps," she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. "I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community."
The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.

It's Iowahawk, so you know he's just getting rolling.

National-level politicians can be seen as many negative things - except ridiculous. That's why Spitzer is toast.

I think it was Warren Beatty who said that he had the choice of bedding lots of women or going into politics...more politicians need to keep that in mind.

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Comments

#1 from Joe Katzman at 11:30 pm on Mar 11, 2008

"Preston said his organization would push for new industry guidelines, including a "black box" john tracking system..."

#2 from Rod at 11:43 pm on Mar 11, 2008

Priceless. Just priceless. I can't wait to get home to share this.

#3 from Barry Meislin at 9:09 am on Mar 12, 2008

Absolutely brilliant.

More words from the wise (or at least the trenches).

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