So, it appears that British TV cooking goddess Nigella Lawson [photo | video] will be preparing the state dinner for President Bush's visit to Britain.
Boy, does Bill Clinton ever wish he had thought of this. Hey, hey, Bill - easy with the kicking there buddy. You're gonna hurt yourself doin' that...








Nigella would have been such a better catch than Monica, and I don't think I would have any found fault with Bill if it was Nigella :)
Splort! You owe me a new keyboard!
Next, please, tell me you'll be here all week!