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Do Tinfoil Hats Work?

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Now, don't laugh folks. Mind control rays from Karl Rove are a very serious matt- shjrfofmn - serfvkj - sorry, what was I saying?

Anyway, a group of folks over at MIT decided that scientific investigation was required. They did the experiments using Classical, Fez, and Centurion styles and, well, it would seem the tinfoil hats actually boost certain important frequency ranges in use by the American government.

Taken in by The Man... again! Muahahahahaha!!!!

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Of course, the paranoid community isn't so easily taken in:

I theorize that the study is, in fact, NWO propaganda designed to spread FUD against deflector beanie technology, and aluminum shielding in general, in order to disembeanie paranoids, leaving them open to mind control.

Foil, Uncertainty, and Doubt. headshake It's an old, old story, Joe. Quis foliant ipsos folies? (Who shall foil those selfsame foilers?)

The good news is that aluminum underwear will bond to sulfides and prevent your genital piercings from tarnishing. Contact The Aluminum Foil Container Manufacturers Association for more information, and keep watching the skies.

From article: 'We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.'

I have been authorized to offer free beanies for life to the first to develop a truly protective aluminum foil wrap which will thwart those wascally beams. (Courtesy of Alcoa)

Thanks, Joe. I got a letter sent over from Sen R. Kennedy's (in the mid-60's) office from a lady who was sure electric impulses were being beamed into her bathwater by (USSR)(CIA)(Martians)(I'm not sure).

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