Winds of Change.NET: Iowahawk Satire: Juan Cole

May 4, 2006

Iowahawk Satire: Juan Cole - The First Draft

by Joe Katzman at May 4, 2006 9:51 AM

Iowahawk has achieved the amazing feat of satirizing Juan Cole, who usually spares us the trouble and does it himself. Interesting comment in AL's post from an Iranian, by the way, shredding King Cole's translation skills. Remind me again - what subject is this bozo paid to teach?

Excerpt from Iowahawk:

"I object to this translation of what he said on two grounds. First, it gives the impression that he wants to play Hitler to Israel's Poland, mobilizing an armored corps to move in and kill people. Second, even if it were true, Hitchens acts like that�s bad or something.

Since Mr. Hitchens wants to splash my private IMs all over the internet against my will, just like the local Korean agents of the Bush cabal who put secret monitoring devices in my dry cleaning bags, I'm glad to share the message stream from the chat room.

Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:34:18 -0400

Ahmad_as_hell: fokkin jewz they gonna get teh nukez!!!!!!!!!!!!
PageGNHS08: lol!!! i no what u mean
PageGNHS08: the jews at GNHS totally blow up grade curve
Ahmad_as_hell: no serius i hate jewz & gt nukez yall!!
Ahmad_as_hell: I m enrichin u rannium bizitchz
Ahmad_as_hell: u r so totlly nuked jews!!!!!
PageGNHS08: whoa dude thts hardcore maybe u shld see ur school counselor
Juan_in_a_millyun: don�t be a narc page hez jst kiddin
Ahmad_as_hell: no way dude those jewz are fokkn ded forilla !!!!!
PageGNHS08: ur creepin me out we saw movie at GNHS abt columbine
PageGNHS08: im jst sayn
Juan_in_a_millyun: shutup page hez jst doin his a mad persian rhyme flow
Juan_in_a_millyun: if u narc u r totally not going to UM or nicks prom party
Maddie_Albrt: hi page!!!! Wow ur pic is so cute!!! my frnd Bill totally wants to meet u
Maddie_Albrt: he used 2 b prez of US heres his pic
PageGNHS08: eewwwwwww"

The whole thing is here.

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#1 from Winston at 10:12 pm on May 04, 2006

Wacademic Juan Cole has become the newest mouthpiece of the Islamic regime of Iran and I am pretty sure he might enjoy TEACHING in Iran.

Cole, go to iran and teach there.

#2 from Chester at 3:28 am on May 05, 2006

In the words of AL's Iranian reader, Tino......

" Cole is not a little of the mark, he is insane and ignorant."

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