This was just too classic. Reader Tom Holsinger directs us to the good folks at NK-News.NET, who've collected every piece of the Mordor-state's lunatic Stalinist ravings since December 1996 and put it online via their ST.A.L.I.N. search engine. Congrats on the Yahoo! News coverage, too.

As nifty addenda, N-K News offers the world's first Stalinist RSS feed (The New Statesman probably has too many crypto-bourgeois deviants to qualify) - and best of all, the North Korea insult generator! Here's what the man who obviously murdered every barber in his entire country had to say about Winds of Change.NET:

"You black-hearted political dwarf, we will thwart your frantic attempts to stifle us!"

"You extra-large warmonger [JK: "yeah, baby!"], your ridiculous clamour for "human rights" is nothing but a shrill cry!"

The Kos Kidz only wish they were this good. Get insulted today!