North Korean Insult Generator

By Joe Katzman on August 16, 2005 7:36 AM | 1 Comment | 1 TrackBack

Team America Kim

This was just too classic. Reader Tom Holsinger directs us to the good folks at NK-News.NET, who've collected every piece of the Mordor-state's lunatic Stalinist ravings since December 1996 and put it online via their ST.A.L.I.N. search engine. Congrats on the Yahoo! News coverage, too.

As nifty addenda, N-K News offers the world's first Stalinist RSS feed (The New Statesman probably has too many crypto-bourgeois deviants to qualify) - and best of all, the North Korea insult generator! Here's what the man who obviously murdered every barber in his entire country had to say about Winds of Change.NET:

"You black-hearted political dwarf, we will thwart your frantic attempts to stifle us!"

"You extra-large warmonger [JK: "yeah, baby!"], your ridiculous clamour for "human rights" is nothing but a shrill cry!"

The Kos Kidz only wish they were this good. Get insulted today!

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Tracked: August 16, 2005 7:03 PM

He's so ronery.. from Exit Zero

Excerpt: ...and this is why. [thanks to Joe Katzman at Winds of Change]

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#1 from dymphna | August 16, 2005 2:35 PM | Reply

Ad Jinnji would say: "kewl"...

I put in "warmonger" and got 382 hits. No, I didn't read them -- rilly, one could almost write the essays oneself -- but it's a fun little gadget.

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