Greyhawk sends an owl our way with a (mostly) true story about J. K. Rowling taking on the US Army.
Lawyers acting for J K Rowling are heading for a legal battle with the US army over a training manual that features characters similar to those in the Harry Potter books and films ...But all is not lost, rumor has it that the League of Army Warlocks (LAW) is curently at work in the Pentagon's North Tower on a counter-spell called "Riddikulus", details of which are highly classified.
"It's still a bit unstable at this time." Said an Army Spokeswitch.
Rowling, meanwhile, has countered by displaying a GI Joe doll called "Special 'Ops' Rummy" that she claims is "voodoo enhanced, and I can stick a pin in it and make Don Rumsfeld dance like a nasty little monkey."
Developing, as they say.
And here I thought the "Special Ops Rummy" doll had been kidnapped and beheaded by enraged jihadists of the Plastic Islamists Secret Society. Or something.
I believe it was a follow on to the recent brutal treatment of a GI Joe doll that horrified us all when it was put on the web by an Islamist site.
Guess it just goes to show what an uncertain science intelligence is, thus confirming the deep wisdom in Rumsfeld's poetry.